Dont Just Stand There Bust A Move

I didn’t want the last post to turn into a marathon reading event, but I found some fun stuff out there. Lets kick it old school…
This here’s a tale for all the fellas
Try to do what those ladies tell us
Get shot down cause you’re over zealous
Play hard to get an females get jealous
Ok smartie, go to a party
Girls are stancin the crowd is showin body
A chick walks by you wish you could sex her
But you’re standin on the wall like you was Poindexter
Next days function, high class luncheon
Food is served and you’re stone cold munchin’
Music comes on, people start to dance
But then you ate so much you nearly split your pants
A girl starts walkin, guys start gawkin’
Sits down next to you and starts talkin’
Says she wanna dance cus she likes the groove
So come on fatso and just bust a move
You’re on a mission and you’re wishin’
someone could cure you’re lonely condition
You’re lookin for love in all the wrong places
Not fine girls just ugly faces
From frustration first inclination
Is to become a monk and leave the situation
But every dark tunnel has a lighter hope
So don’t hang yourself with a celibate rope
New movie’s showin… so you’re goin
Could care less about the five you’re blowin
Theatre gets dark just to start the show
When you spot a fine woman sittin in the front row
She’s dressed in yellow, she says “Hello,
Come sit next to me you fine fellow”
You run over there without a second to loose
And what comes next, hey bust a move
If you want it baby you’ve got it (repeat)
Just bust a move
In the city ladies look pretty
Guys tell jokes so they can seem witty
Tell a funny joke just to get some play
Then you try to make a move and she says “no way”
Girls a fakin’ … goodness sakin’
They want a man who brings home the bacon
Got no money and you got no car
Then you got no woman and there you are
Some girls are sophistic… materialistic
Looking for a man makes them opportunistic
They’re lyin on the beach perpetratin a tan
So that a brother with money can be their man
So on the beach you’re strollin’… real high-rollin’
Everything you have is your’s and not stolen
A girl runs up with somethin to prove
So don’t just stand there, bust a move
(break down)
Your best friend Harry has a brother Larry
In five days from now he’s gonna marry
He’s hopin you can make it there if you can
‘Cause in the ceremony you’ll be the best man
You say “neato”… check your libido
And roll to the church in your new tuxedo
The bride walks down just to start the wedding
And there’s one more girl you won’t be getting
So you start thinkin, then you start blinkin
A bride maid looks and thinks that you’re winkin
She thinks you’re kinda cute so she winks back
And now you’re feelin really fine cus the girl is stacked
Reception’s jumpin, bass is pumpin
Look at the girl and your heart starts thumpin
Says she wants to dance to a different groove
Now you know what to do g, bust a move
And here’s a flash mob of 99% women and 1 gay guy singing and dancing to that song. Sure the point of the mob is to raise breast cancer awareness, but it’s hard for my one track mind to overlook the fact they they all chose this song encouraging men to hit on women as their theme music. What they may deny by day, I’ll point out all night. :-)
I’m not saying I wanna hook up with any of them or anything
Well maybe the one in the grey shirt and black pants that starts at the first table. Mmmmm pony tail…


  1. Wicked Shawn says:

    Wow! Really. So, here is what I am missing, the wife's roll in this equation. She is the lifeless, thoughtless, desireless body just lounging around the house with no innate sex drive until you display your alpha traits?? WTH? Don't get me wrong, I am just asking. Fortunately I can't think of a single man I have ever been with who didn't naturally display equal parts alpha and beta traits, but I also have way too much sex drive to just sit around and wait for some guy to make the "right" moves. You lay in bed for 10 seconds too long thinking over your plan, I am already going to be on top. Just sayin. But, I am following, fascinated by the drive behind this blog. ;)

  2. Athol Kay says:

    You have a good question Shawn and I believe I will return to it as an actual post topic in the near future.

    The short answer is that my blog is aimed at helping men that are struggling with marriages where their own wife is showing minimal sexual interest in them. Their wives may very well be "lifeless, thoughtless, desireless and just lounging around the house", but time and time again those same dull women seem to become quite markedly sexual with a more alpha traited lover. Hence encouragement to the husbands in those cases to add some alpha traits is a very meaningfully good one. Importantly it can save marriages that would otherwise fail.

    I'm sure the average female sex blogger is going to have an exciting and assertive sexual approach to men in general, so much of what I am writing about probably doesn't directly apply to you. But I can assure you that women in general have a far more passive approach to getting sexual activity started.

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