The Bridezilla Antidote: Those Bitches Are Just Hungry

One of the most basic attraction triggers hard wired into us from The Time Before Writing is bringing a member of the opposite sex food. Women have long known this and the old line is that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. It’s really no different for women, that’s what the whole taking them out to dinner thing is about. Yeah taking them out to dinner is really just the modern version of bringing the tribe a dead gazelle and handing out meat. Throg good hunter. We mate now. (You know some cavegirls were thinking to themselves “shit… which part of a gazelle equals a handjob?”)
Now imagine what actually knowing how to cook food does to your Sex Rank… you can provide food… not only will you not starve if left alone, but women very much respond to men capable of cooking. I’m not saying you get married and turn into Iron Chef, but pulling some of the cooking duties in the home is a huge plus. It’s a life skill, and any display of skill is a display of higher value.
Now to actually push mere cooking into “Food Game”, you’re going to need some absolutely “OMFG WHO MADE THIS?!” reaction inducing recipes.
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Comments

  1. Wicked Shawn says:

    Men who cook are hot. No denying!

  2. Woo-hoo I'm hot!

    /takes Iron Chef pose

  3. Anonymous says:

    Does Macaroni and Cheese, hot dogs, and Ramen Noodles count?

  4. I thought the ovulating thing was a joke been trying for kids for the last two years one batch of this and wife is now pregnant.

  5. Brought this to the company pre-xmas lunch. The cute young girl across the hall had a few bites, looked at me thoughtfully and said: “this might be the way to get me back into rum again.”

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