Ok here we go on the answer to yesterday’s question of “which one is ovulating?” Here’s the picture again just in case you missed it. Clicking on it pops it out and will be very important of one of my observations.
The key point to understand is that ovulation lasts only a few days, usually not more than two, and is the highest point of sexual interest for a woman. Even quite low sex drive women can perk up and mew for sexual attention during ovulation. It’s when a woman is most likely to cheat on a partner, they are more likely to orgasm and in plain simple terms when they like sex the roughest.
However unlike most primates a human female has a concealed ovulation. By which we mean her ass doesn’t turn bright red and leech the aroma of lust into the air. Human females are biologically programmed from The Time Before Writing to purposely confuse the male as to when they are fertile. Therefore the male has to stick around the female all the time in order to successfully impregnate her. And while he’s hanging around, he may as well do The Time Before Writing equivalent of mowing the lawn and fixing the sink. Otherwise the male would just bang the female two days a month and then go drinking with his buddies the other 26 days of the month. Or just work on his cave paintings (which the female thinks will never sell.)
Also the female is usually just as tricked as the male by ovulation being concealed. They don’t wake up in the morning thinking “oh wow, I’m ovulating, I’m going to need the CFM heels and a brazilian wax”, they just wake up and think “ooooh I want to wear the red dress today, I feel great”. This is why women struggling to have a baby wander around taking their temperature half the month waiting for the sudden increase in body heat signaling it’s time to make the donuts.
So anyway… here we go.
The easy answer is the one in the white dress on the far right. It’s almost comical. Here’s the list of things I came up with showing probable ovulation.
1. More exposed skin.
2. No shoes – if a date shells her shoes in your house, she’s interested.
3. The open legged stance, everyone else has crossed legs “defending the pussy”, she’s open legged “open for business”.
4. Sunglasses dangling. Women tend to play with things to draw attention to themselves when sexually interested.
5. Hair pulled back or up. This shows more of the neck area which is a sensual and submissive display as the neck is a sensitive area.
6. Head tilt is more downward. Again, this is a submissive display.
7. If you pop the picture out and look carefully… she appears to be purposely displaying a left hand without a wedding / engagement ring. It’s too subtle for 98% of men, but this is a scream for attention that “I’M AVAILABLE”.
8. Also most of the others have a defensive arm placement across their breasts or lap. No entry sorry.
9. There’s not much to see, but relative to the others she is showing cleavage.
10. She has no panties on. I can’t tell you how I know this because a gentleman never kisses and tells. Just trust me. They smell wonderful.
So anyway, she’s all pretty much a caricature of “I am woman, gimme more”. Lets pretend she doesn’t exist in the picture anymore. If we ditch the lady in white, the far more real world version of “I’m ovulating” is the one in the middle. Most women do not blatantly change their dress code from “demure angel” 26 days a month to “slutzilla” for 2 days a month. They generally stick to their basic appearance, but they just up the effort slightly.
The one in the middle just has a slightly more open body language the way she is sitting. She looks playfully instigating as opposed to defensive and haughty. Her dress is still a pretty dress, but it’s more feminine and eye catching. There’s more exposed skin and neck line, just not a whole ton more. It’s subtle but there. If questioned “so are you ovulating?”, she can just look offended and say, “I just wanted to wear this dress silly”. And she’s all defended from being called a slut.
But you Mr Rude Boy. You know the song she’s singing and you know how to lead this dance. Two nights only. Go.
Tomorrow I’ll tell you how to use a calendar and your wifes birth control pills to figure out her ovulation down to within about a day. Honestly this stuff is LMAO easy to do. Or for single guys how to turn a small bottle of Advil into the stealth information to crack out of the friendzone.