Lame Duck Beta Male Becomes Global News

I suppose even worse than being a Menses Boy is this guy…
“…According to the Florida Highway Patrol, a two-car crash on Cudjoe Key was caused by a 37-year-old woman who was shaving her bikini area while in the driver’s seat. Her ex-husband was steering from the passenger seat.
Trooper Gary Dunick explained, “She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit.”
If you’re an ex-husband assisting your prior wife shaving her vajay up for her boyfriend, you are in a bad bad place. $100 says this started off as some sort of Hotwife experience that played out to it’s natural conclusion. How the hell does this guy ever live this one down? LMAO It was in the New Zealand newspapers. Global news!
Maybe a court ordered vajazzle would have stopped this safety risk.


  1. Willy Wonka says:

    Wow. That's just horrible. Lmao.

  2. Wicked Shawn says:

    What amazes me is that she didn't feel the need to wash the hair on her head, nor consider touching up her roots, nor perhaps, applying some makeup. But, certainly, shaving her vagina while driving with her ex in the passenger seat was absolutely necessary. This bitch is the very definition of crazy!! As for the ex…….WTF????!!!!

  3. Athol Kay says:

    Yeah she seems pretty wicked lol. :-)

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