Oh Can’t You See, I’m a Six Not A Three

Here’s a heart wrenching song about Sex Rank…
You’ve probably heard Taylor Swift’s “You Belong With Me”, but have a listen to it again. The cheerleader girlfriend is a 10. The guy in question is an 8. Being two ranks below cheerleader girl, she shits all over him in their relationship. He’s crazy about her, but it’s just painfully one sided.
Taylor’s character in the song is a 6, and just crazy about the guy who is an 8. She has about as much chance with him as he has with the cheerleader. Consequently he shits all over┬áher by not even realizing she could have feelings for him, and uses her to prop his feelings up to sustain the emotional battering he gets from the cheerleader.
Come on, we’ve all had our turn in this barrell. I won’t say Sex Rank is a pretty dynamic, I’ll just say it’s true.
Of course all three of them have no way of knowing that High School Sex Rank doesn’t always equal real world Adult Sex Rank…
… but try telling teenagers that.

Comments

  1. Phoenixism says:

    Of course all three of them have no way of knowing that High School Sex Rank doesn't always equal real world Adult Sex Rank…

    Or Country-Western rank…

  2. Wicked Shawn says:

    There is a reason I refer to her as "Taylor not so Swift" ;-)

  3. Athol Kay says:

    Awwww picking on Taylor…

  4. And only in song could Taylor Swift be a 6.

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