A couple weeks ago I toyed with the idea of writing the occassional post for the ladies seeking to work on seeking more sex from their husbands. I have no clue if this qualifies. It probably doesn’t, but in this little game you have to be the more active partner, so I guess I have to sell the women on this one.
It’s called “Egg Timer Sex”.
You will need an egg timer, lube, a vagina and a penis.
The method is quite simple. All you do is come up to your man stark naked, already lubed up in the slippery of your choice, drop to all fours and say “you’ve got three minutes” and flip the egg timer over. When the sand runs out, you say “times up” and start trying to crawl away and generally attempt to get up and walk out on him.
Well… if you can anyway. He might um… refuse to let you up. It might turn into a “playful tussle” or perhaps something more forceful. But then again you might like that.
Ladies… If you actually get away and look back at his face filled with anguish as he cums helplessly on the carpet, remember to disrespect him forever and see his brother and/or best friend on the side.
Gentlemen… DO NOT LET HER GET AWAY!