Sexy Move: Egg Timer Sex

A couple weeks ago I toyed with the idea of writing the occassional post for the ladies seeking to work on seeking more sex from their husbands. I have no clue if this qualifies. It probably doesn’t, but in this little game you have to be the more active partner, so I guess I have to sell the women on this one.
It’s called “Egg Timer Sex”.
You will need an egg timer, lube, a vagina and a penis.
The method is quite simple. All you do is come up to your man stark naked, already lubed up in the slippery of your choice, drop to all fours and say “you’ve got three minutes” and flip the egg timer over. When the sand runs out, you say “times up” and start trying to crawl away and generally attempt to get up and walk out on him.
Well… if you can anyway. He might um… refuse to let you up. It might turn into a “playful tussle” or perhaps something more forceful. But then again you might like that.
Ladies… If you actually get away and look back at his face filled with anguish as he cums helplessly on the carpet, remember to disrespect him forever and see his brother and/or best friend on the side.
Gentlemen… DO NOT LET HER GET AWAY!

Comments

  1. Loverboy says:

    I am loving your posts :]

    Loverboy is on a break from work and I am so going to do this some time over the next few days. Shall report back in hehehe ;]

    Al
    xxx

  2. Athol Kay says:

    Welcome. Let me know how this plays out. :-)

  3. rosiewiklund says:

    Fun tip. No exactly the answer many ladies ask about "How do I get him to jedi mind my interests and do them." But there may not be an easy answer to that, sometimes you just have to go after what you want, and dare I say.. communicate? ;)

  4. Ladies, this is sage advice. Just sending out the message that you find your husband desirable will help to considerably "fatten up" your marriage. One day your marriage may need that extra bit of fat to survive.

    Winter comes in every relationship. Some unions, earlier than other, but it still comes nevertheless. It could be the loss of a job, sickness, the death of a child. The world has many crappy cards that it can play.

    Couples that have done their homework generally get through the trials. The others generally get lawyers. Go get your egg timers ladies, and get busy "getting fat". "Winter is a comin."

    LIL

  5. Anonymous says:

    While reading this I couldn't help but think of some feminist friends and acquaintances I have. They would be horrified by the "playful tussle" and consider it rape. No joke. I'm so glad I woke up and left that crazy cult of an ideology.

  6. Athol Kay says:

    Some feminists believe any act of sex is rape, so lets not worry about them too much.

  7. Anonymous says:

    This is really good..but I need a move for my husband who has bad knees – this would kill him! lol – Keep up the good work..I love your blog!

  8. Athol Kay says:

    Well how about him on his back and you on top. Tell after three minutes you're just going to get off of him… he can hold you on top of him :-)

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