So Would You Like Some Below Average Sex Tonight?

By definition, half of all married sex is below average sex. Some nights are going to be crazy hot lustful poundings. Others… a little more sedate and relaxed.
Rather than fighting hard to make every single night a production, why not simply embrace the fact that not every night is going to risk fractures from curled toes or shredded bedding. If you’re only having sex 1-2 times a week and each attempt is “hardcore sexing you up baby”, she might be declining you another 1-2 nights a week because she isn’t in the mood for the full on experience.
But she may be willing for something more low key. Lubricant and a few minutes of her time may very well be more acceptable to her than another hour long attempt at studfucking or the thing with the Jumper Cables and the Butter.
So while it is counter-initutive, try… “so would you like some below average sex tonight?” as a line once in a while. Remember to smile like a kid caught with his hand in the cookie jar attempting to use cute as a defusing tactic.
Follow up line… “you know you almost want it.”
Ya never know. She just might like the pump and dump once in a while… well minus the dump part I guess. But you know what I mean. Sometimes women get off on the emotional closeness from sex in and of itself. The quest for her to have three orgasms and squirt might be more about your fantasy needs of being a pro stick than her actual desires on any given day.
Also this goes further towards making having sex the default setting. And getting more semen inside her vagina is going to result in a mildly increasing sex drive from the testosterone in the semen being absorbed through the vaginal walls. Yeah… really. I shit you not. Plan ahead boys, plan ahead.


  1. Wicked Shawn says:

    This is true. Just sayin.

  2. Phoenixism says:

    No doubt, you can't fight nature.
    Remember the Biorhythm "craze" a while back?
    I was always sorta ambivalent about it, but there is validity to the concept of people being guided by natural ebbs and flows in their mental and physical state.
    Physically there are days I look at those weights and realize I've lost the battle before I even do my first set.
    Mentally there are days I look at the computer screen and realize no good can come of it.

    Sexual valleys are the worst. If you fight them or deny them you'll do more harm in the long run. Isn't the hallmark of a healthy relationship honesty and trust? In such a case, sometimes you just need to be able to say, "sorry, I'm just not on top of my game today."

    You just cross your fingers that both your sexual cycles are relatively synchronized :)

  3. Willy Wonk says:

    Does this tie back into her cycle in anyway?

  4. Athol Kay says:

    It can tie back into cycle. During the less horny times of the month she'll not be so driven for "crazy sex of the monkey" lasting an hour. So she may simply not want that.

    In the lower interest moods given the choice between intense sex or no sex, she may choose no sex. But given the choice between a pleasant short jostle and no sex, the jostle might get the thumbs up.

  5. Dude, thanks for the suggestion. I tried this last night, and we got to experience a quality mediocre moment. Sometimes the act is more important than the result, as long as you can deliver when the expectations are high.

  6. Athol Kay says:

    Yay Salut!

    See even when it's below average sex, it's still good because it's sex :-)

  7. Robertson says:

    Athol, your closing line sets the context for a question that's been nagging me for a while about one of your main recommendations. Filling her with semen … well, she's not on the pill anymore and we're not in the market for a new rugrat, so how is this to be achieved? We use rubbers, and I certainly understand that she is losing out on all the healthful benefits of a good cumload, but unless there's something really obvious I'm missing….well?

  8. Athol Kay says:

    Robertson – there's no perfect birth control system. There's always some kind of interference to the natural way things work. Which is not to say don't use any!

    You can try using condoms when she is fertile and avoiding them when she isn't. But you do have to be careful not to cut it too fine lol.

  9. Robertson says:

    I dunno … seems the rhythm method has led to a lot of large families!

    One thing I could mention is that we recently found a condom that feels much better than anything else we'd used up till now. If you want I can mention the brand, but that doesn't address the "fill her with semen" angle. Still, it's helped quite a bit.

  10. Athol Kay says:

    Lol we used it before we decided to have kids. We were 3 for 3 in conceptions on the first month we tried for babies.

    Saying the brand of condom is fine.

  11. Robertson says:

    Durex …
    now maybe they'll give me a free carton of 'em or something. :-)

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