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How To Get Your Wife To Shut Up About Her Day
April 29, 2010 By 3 Comments
Sometimes women just need to talk about their day. It usually pays to listen and let her decompress. Don’t try to problem solve her day for her unless she explicitly asks for help with something that happened. Just listen, pay attention, nod and smile at the good bits. Usually what she most wants is attention, so treat it like a small stage production and clap for the good bits and boo the villains. Once she’s decompressed a little, she is usually far more receptive to you for the rest of the evening.
Of course, sometimes she does just go on and on and on, and having started listening it can become difficult and impolite to get yourself out of the conversation without looking like you’re flaking on her. Faking a seizure usually gets you out of a couple conversations a month, but beyond that you start looking more and more like a liability to her.
The solution is simple. You simply close the gap between you, pull her into you, and kiss her long and intensely until she loses her entire train of thought. If she wants your attention… she’ll get it lol.
Benedick: “Peace! I will stop your mouth.” [Kisses her.] William Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing, V.iv.111
The kiss is at 2:34 Though watch from about 0:30 to 4:30 best enjoyment.
There’s some interesting stuff on marriage in general in there as well.