By and large writing this blog is a great DHV (Display of Higher Value), so generally speaking it all works in my favor of upping my Sex Rank in Jennifer’s eyes. I’ve done a lot of writing, there’s a positive response from others including other female readers rocking out my Preselection as well. All in all it’s a good boost for me.
Now I can write just fine, but my proof reading skills suck. For those following the story closely, you know that Jennifer does the final proof reading before I publish my posts. Now I’ve been reading widely for decades on sexuality, but now that she’s reading my stuff she’s been coming across the key concepts more seriously. And she’s naturally smart, so she’s learning… and adapting.
Today I got my first proper taste of my own medicine handed back to me…
“Dear…”
That’s how 99% of Jennifer’s baby shit tests start, so I’m ready for it. Plus “dear” isn’t pronounced just “dear”, it’s pronounced “deeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaarrrrrr” with lightly fluttering eyelashes and a “so cute” front reverse hand clasp and slight body rocking and one heel lifted off the ground. It sounds frakking awful I know but she actually pulls this look off amazingly well, two weeks ago she was carrying daughter #2′s backpack and was mistaken for a 5th grader from behind by a teacher which is quite possibly the happiest moment of her 37 years the way she tells the story.
Anyway… she is pulling off “the cute” I’m usually mildly amused by this I also know that a request is going to be forthcoming… but today she ups the ante with a new spin.
“Deaaaaaaarrrrrrr…
…..I need an Alpha Male….”
…
Ah Ma Gawd…. I hate going to Home Depot.
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Too funny, I am familiar with this shit test intro., I had pulled it in my long term many a time.
Well I'm glad someone liked this post!
As it was, it really wasn't much of a test. The front door lock had jammed and needed to be replaced. I did another lock as well. So $26 and a little work and we're done.
"I want a new deck" is more of a proper test.
No, true test is,"How would you feel about painting the bedroom for me? I was thinking about going with something in the rose color family" LOL (ick, by the way, right up there with floral wallpapers)
Eeek that would be a test lol.
This wasn't a shit test. This definitely *was* gaming you though! My experience is that men love doing manly things for a woman. Is it my fault that some manly things are ones I don't particularly want to do?
*tries to pull off cute and inept…fails miserably, but somehow looks adorable in the process anyway*
Agree Aldonza.
Ah yes, I have a close friend who feels that his wife plays games with him. She tries not to be too into him or too turned on. A few days ago he said something like, "I thought the games were over when I got married." Boy was he wrong. But I do think that eventually the games will lessen.
But when the games stop it means she isn't interested in him. So…
First time comment here Athol. Love your work, love your posts, ordering your book.
This post just made my freakin day.
I hate Home Depot too. lol.
This new girl i’m currently with. I can smell the shit test coming a mile away when she pronounces my first name in it’s full elongated form and not the one everyone normally calls me by.
And the flapping of those eyelashes…. yeah, there’s probably a hurricane forming over on the other side of the planet right now.