Sexy Move: Biotone Advanced Therapy Massage Cream

A while back I played with the idea of turning into a massage therapist and attended an open house at a massage school. I didn’t actually apply, but I did shop in the little school store and basically stumbled upon the most fantastic lotion for handjobs massages.
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  1. Anonymous says:

    Word. Will check this out. I've been thinking of purchasing an actual masseuse table for the benefit of doing it right. Keep up the great work on this blog. I've become a very recent but big fan of your work.

  2. rosiewiklund says:

    Cackle. Funny post.

  3. Athol Kay says:

    Glad you liked it Rosie.

  4. LIL says:

    Atholk,as an added plus it also has arnica in it; which should limit some of the bruising and pain if you like your marital massage "rough".

    We actually keep some of this stuff in the clinics. I like to use it to minimize post-operative scars, especially with arthrotomies.

    It's also handy when my feet get torn up from the mats or heavy bags. It's a great skin conditioner. BioTone and liquid skin are two of my best Pharm-friends.


  5. Athol Kay says:

    There we go everyone – doctors orders. Got to use it now. :-)

  6. Aldonza says:

    Hmmm…no red wings at the MMSL house? Perhaps you should get your wife to invest in a diaphragm. Very handy for those times.

  7. G says:

    Hi New reader here
    I've just invested in some of this my wife handed it to me as she leaved the house 'been treating yourself' she said I said no it's for us she gets a bit hostile saying is it a sex toy or book I say you'll have to wait and see. lol

    Anyway I plan to stick around and learn from your blog,
    My wife is LSE and seems to shit test/ be moody with me most days .I put it down to growing up without any male role models and maybe a few other things.

    Bye for now

  8. Athol Kay says:

    Perhaps massage her as a first run with it. Some women get nervous about mysterious packages that may or may not have a 14 inch dildo inside them.

    Just sayin'

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