Sexy Moves: The Neopolitan

Everyone has a favorite sexual position, mine is not so much a single position but a three step combination I’ve taken to calling The Neapolitan after the triple favored strawberry vanilla chocolate ice cream. As an aside we tend to get Jennifer off as often as she likes (typically once but that’s her choice) before going into this routine. If she wants another one along the way she can, but she doesn’t usually. I find the three different stimulations makes my orgasm excellent at the end. It also sets up a very intense finish that would probably injure her if we attempted that all the way through. Giving her the control to call readiness for that makes it less likely to really do some kind of damage, but still get the full thrill ride ending.
Strawberry is a blowjob. See I knew you’d like it. The difference is that there’s no particular effort to get me towards an orgasm. It’s just enjoyable sucking for as long as she likes, doing it how ever she likes. This lack of goal seeking actually seems to make things nicer quite often (sometimes I have to tap out lol) and gives her complete control to enjoy what is happening. Which generally turns her on. When she’s ready we go to Vanilla and she kisses her way up my body and climbs on.
Vanilla is woman on top aka Cowgirl. I can last forever in this position unless I’m purposely forcing the issue toward orgasm for me. So once again we’re in a position of not really forcing the issue towards completion. This is relaxed and intimate. There’s kissing, some mild spanks, breast fondling and sucking. Like I say, I can do this all night no problem and she likes it, but eventually she wants it to come to the big finish and when she wants it she climbs off and lies on her back.
Chocolate is the Missionary position which is her favorite. Up until this point she has pretty much been in control of the pace… but no more. I don’t care about anything beyond how good it feels for me in this stage and she’s basically pinned helplessly under me while I finish hard, fast and rough. She’s usually not so much sore from it the next day, but shall we say… still aware of it.
If she complains of pain or discomfort in the immediate aftermath, I tell her “you’re welcome”. She seems to like that answer lol.


  1. Poetry of Flesh says:

    I constantly advocate that blowjobs are so much better for both parties if there isn't this driving intensity to get your partner off. Good to know that other people have learned that as well.

  2. Anonymous says:

    I like giving blowjobs and with my ex when I did it I usually tried to concentrate on making it playful and enjoying what I was doing. The way I see it, if I don't like what I'm doing, it probably shows and makes it more difficult for him to enjoy it as well. And my enjoyment usually tends to increase with the pleasure of my partner. If he/I wanted him to finish in this position then only towards the very end would I concentrate more on that end.

  3. Anonymous says:

    Hey, Anthol. So I have been reading your site and wanting to try some things, especially today's post lol. But it sounds like it takes a long time, and time is hard to come by since I have a toddler who is a light sleeper. What do you do with your kids while you're having all this great sex? Wait until they're out of the house?

  4. Athol Kay says:

    Well usually the kids are alseep by the time we go to bed, or we just close the door.

    It gets easier once you're past the toddler years.

  5. Where's her strawberry?

  6. Anonymous says:

    I don't think it's a terrible thing to tell your kids what sex is and that you love doing it with their mother and that they better as hell not bother you in the middle of it.

  7. Robertson says:

    It may get better in the toddler years but it's going to get more difficult again when they get old enough to figure out what the repetitive pounding of the headboard against the wall means … :-]

  8. I like this idea! Emailing it to my husband…..thanks!

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