What To Do About The Chemical Warfare In The Marriage Bed

No more trips to the bathroom in the middle of the night to keep the peace…

Apparently this is a real product. So if chemical warfare is a problem in your marriage bed, this just may be what you need to stay together.


  1. Challenge says

    In ever long term relationship I've had, we've just ended up using two smaller blankets.

    She gets a thick one.

    I get a thin one.

  2. Susan Walsh says

    Haha that's hilarious! I am very lucky. I have literally never witnessed my husband farting. I know at least one marriage that ended, well, maybe not for this reason, but it sure didn't help.

  3. Athol Kay says

    @ Susan – Well if you haven't been Dutch Ovened at least once, maybe he just isn't that into you. It's how we mark our women in New Zealand.

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