What To Do About The Chemical Warfare In The Marriage Bed

No more trips to the bathroom in the middle of the night to keep the peace…

Apparently this is a real product. So if chemical warfare is a problem in your marriage bed, this just may be what you need to stay together.


  1. Challenge says:

    In ever long term relationship I've had, we've just ended up using two smaller blankets.

    She gets a thick one.

    I get a thin one.

  2. Susan Walsh says:

    Haha that's hilarious! I am very lucky. I have literally never witnessed my husband farting. I know at least one marriage that ended, well, maybe not for this reason, but it sure didn't help.

  3. Athol Kay says:

    @ Susan – Well if you haven't been Dutch Ovened at least once, maybe he just isn't that into you. It's how we mark our women in New Zealand.

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