Sexy Move: Pineapple Juice For Better Semen Flavor

A reader question…

“In recent conversations with two different groups of friends, the subject of eating pineapple, or drinking pineapple juice to improve the taste of either partner during oral sex has come up. One group of friends swears by the pineapple method and the other heard about it, but no one had tried it or knew if it really works or not. Do you have any thoughts or science or experiments on this subject?”

Actually I have heard that too. I though I had touched on that back with the post Good Stuff In, Good Stuff Squirting Out but apparently I just thought I did.

Generally if you eat a lot of crap then your semen is going to smell and taste worse. Generally better food and liquid tends towards better smell and taste. I’ve heard good things about pineapple changing the flavor positively. Personally I’m not wildly excited about pineapple as a flavor, so I did try that myself once but tended to stray from it. I quite like Limeade cut with seltzer water 50/50, or if drinking something grown up, Limeade and Rum.

That being said, I have hit upon a much quicker and easier use of pineapple juice to improve wifely complaints of the taste of blowjobs though. Once you come in her mouth, just immediately offer her a small cup of pineapple juice.

You’re welcome baby, you’re welcome.

Comments

  1. LMAO – That just made me laugh! Cup of pineapple juice indeed! This is always a great blog to read.

  2. wonkawilly says:

    I was in an LTR once where I literally drank pineapple juice all of the time.

  3. Athol Kay says:

    So how is your flavor Wonka?

  4. Anonymous says:

    Well, now KY has that new "intense" stuff that's strawberry and chocolate flavored. I guess you don't need to worry about the pineapple after all…

  5. Athol Kay says:

    It's more the problem of about a tablespoon worth of semen hitting the roof of her mouth than anything else though.

  6. Anonymous says:

    Didn't Mary Poppins sing,

    "Just a spoonful of sugar, helps the medicine go down, in the most delightful way!"?

  7. Ulysses says:

    "That being said, I have hit upon a much quicker and easier use of pineapple juice to improve wifely complaints of the taste of blowjobs though. Once you come in her mouth, just immediately offer her a small cup of pineapple juice."

    Hilarious, Athol. Well done.

  8. Pineapple juice works for me! Add a little coconut oil lube and viola!…Peñis Colada.

  9. Anonymous says:

    How about a biased source? pineapplejuice.com/pineapple-juice-semen-myth.html
    -espy

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