Save Your Marriage Pro Tip: Touch Him On The Penis

A comment by Xamuel on So What Can She Do To Keep Him Chasing Her Skirts led me to this video…

(If you’re playing a video at work when the post title is “Touch Him On The Penis” I don’t know if a NSFW flag is going to mean anything to you anyway.)

Maybe it’s all too simple though… nah not really.


  1. I've been lurking here off and on for awhile.

    Anyway, men are very uncomplicated creatures, by and large. It's been my experience that women like complicated. They like to over-analyze the situation. Therefore, it really is that simple. You don't want your man chasing skirts, looking at online porn, or you want to have an open dialogue? Act like you enjoy sex.

    Some may respond, "I do act like I want sex, but he doesn't reciprocate." Obviously, there's a much deeper issue. Could be job stress, could be you stress him out, could be years of pent-up resentment, could be low testosterone, etc. Whatever it is it isn't normal.

  2. Anonymous says:

    Men like being touched on the penis? Who knew?


  3. Duke of Earl says:

    That's brilliant… and so simple.

    How many women sacrificed their relationship to Cosmo, when all they needed was one easy step?

  4. Meg at Demanding Joy says:

    Ha! If the penis is happy, everybody's happy.

  5. NSFW

    You, in fact, trigger the Corporate Warning Page at my work. Roissy, however, does not. A result presumably of robots taking over. Go figure!

  6. Athol Kay says:

    Oh yeah, I'm banned as smut everywhere.

    I believe "mansex" in the URL gets me banned d/t homophobia.

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