Sexy Move: Take The Trash Out

Women have more sensitive noses than men. Just take the trash out without making a federal case of it. They quite like it when you do that.

Um…. that’s it. Basic sanitation is always a plus.


  1. Thank-you. I hate taking out the trash. It makes me super happy when he does. ;)

  2. If I were married, I'd always take out the trash in exchange for never changing diapers, heh-heh.

  3. Anonymous says:

    I think I like Monday's Sexy Move better.

    But, ah, there's no rule against multiple sexy moves in a day, right?

  4. What about Newton's Fourth Law of Motion?

    "Once you start to track out as much dirt as you track in, you never have to clean your house again." ;-)

  5. Anonymous says:

    This move is ESPECIALLY awesome to your wife when she is pregnant. A pregnant woman's sense of smell is even more heightened than normal, so even slightly stinky garbage is like a gas bomb.

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