Sexy Move: Make The Bed Squeak
Sexy Move: Hit The Big Red Easy Button
Sexy Move: Dirty Talk
Aristotle Always Seems To Be There Before You
Lots to read at Hooking Up Smart today. I love her summing up point…
“The population is effectively divided into two groups:
A promiscuous minority of both men and women.
A majority of both men and women having sex with a small number of people during their lifetimes.
Whether you consider this good or bad news depends on your sex and your appeal to its opposite.”
Maybe I’m just starting to feel my age, but I seem to remember that the party crowd just made more noise than everybody else. They weren’t actually out numbering the rest of us, not by a long shot. Just because Spring Break is on TV doesn’t mean everyone actually goes to Cancun.
Some days the Manosphere seems like a very strange landscape. Is it all just about wanting to finally be one of the Beautiful People? That somehow there’s a golden ticket back to Spring Break in 1991 and we’re finally on MTV?
I mean we talk about this…
And expound on aggressive hypergamy like this…
Why name tags for conference hookups should not be permanent like this…
And drool over and sing praises to this…
Advise against approach anxiety like this…
To become a complete master of game like this…
You’ll need some smooth opening lines like this…
Develop the the perfect move like this…
Bachelor number three WTF is this…
Jennifer worries about this…
Game works on everyone. Well nearly everyone, careful of this…
Some people even discuss the cost benefit ratio of occasional this…
Because lets face it, we all have a big ol’ dose of this…
And we all want the perfect woman, who is a little of this…
A little of this…
A little of this…
Supports our hobbies like this…
Is willing to pitch in and help like this…
And of course culinary skill like this…
Does not PMS like this…
Is somewhat less popular than this…
I lost my train of thought when I saw this…
Not so much of this…
In the dark, can find this…
This is all a lot of work for one woman actually. Maybe she’d need to be cloned like this…
I think this is Jennifer’s theme song…
As I get older, I start to think more and more that Aristotle is right. And even if he’s wrong, we’ve got kids now anyway. That changes everything.
Maybe we just need a fucking date night. I forget when we did that last. I guess I have to Google it….
Virginity And The Big Bad Wolf
Collect The Little Pieces Of Crap That Matter
Slice Of Heaven
Birthday Wishes For Jennifer
The astute reader should be able to pick me out the line up.
…and for the record I also had a lengthy and fun (and 97% above board) Facebook chat with the person who called me out about my comments. She loves me
Oh hang on, hang on….
Found it…
… nearly 16 year appearance disclaimer in effect though.
Though in truth, this is the only photo that I really care about from the wedding. I have no idea what I had just said to her. Just that when she wrinkles her nose up and half pokes / bites her tongue at me, I am hitting her sweet spot… or will be anyway.








































