Sexy Move: Hit The Big Red Easy Button

In one of the comments yesterday…
“I too, love dirty talk! I have flat out told my husband exactly what to say. His response: I can’t call you that! I love you! …doesn’t get it (sigh!) Men are inhibited in this area; I blame the Madonna-Whore complex.”
When your wife tells you she is into something sexually, she’s pretty much handing you a big red “easy” button to push to make her very very wet and very very happy.
Option One….
Her: “Having my hair pulled turns me on.”
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  1. "Hit it with your dick"
    Bwahahaha, thanks for the keyboard full of coffee!

  2. You did that yourself, I'm not paying for a new keyboard. :-D

  3. Fremen_Warrior66 says:

    That phrase pretty much made this post. The Gods of comedy bow to your awesome wit.

  4. Right on, um, target, AK.

  5. But what if what she wants is the opposite of what you want? What if she'd rather pull your hair, and that kind of turns you off?

  6. Then you try it together and go "OOWWWWW!!!!"

    Many things sound better in fantasy than reality. Sometimes all something takes is trying it once to shelve the fantasy forever.

    Also most fantasys are about having something done to you rather than doing something to someone else.

  7. "Then you try it together and go "OOWWWWW!!!!""

    Seriously, what do you do when she doesn't seem at all receptive to more assertive/aggressive sexual behavior (I'm not talking anything major). I'd be thrilled if she said she enjoyed the occasional hair pull or spank, but it sometimes seems liked she'd be thrilled if I told her I'd like her to spank me. And that's not gonna happen.

  8. "Doesn't seem receptive" have you talked about that at all? She either is or she isn't. "Doesn't seem" means you aren't communicating with each other effectively.

    Have you told her you're interested?

  9. Divorced guy says:

    And now, can you also pretty please tell the ladies that it also works the other way? Let's do some rewording here. For example: "Try for a moment and think what bad things might happen to you when you purposely by omission sexually frustrate a horny man." I'm afraid that the reality of this world is that an awful lot of women not only think that it is quite all right and natural to do so, but – even worse – it is even important to do so.

  10. Hi Divorced Guy – obviously yes.

    I do however find that my cunning plan of not speaking directly to the women makes them come to the right conclusion anyway. It doesn't trigger their defense matrix ot something.

  11. Oh, how am I going to get husband to read this?! LOL

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