Jennifer Shuts Me Up

Jennifer: “I stole $20 from your wallet.”

Me: “It’s only stealing if we don’t have sex.”

Jennifer: “Well you owe me then.”
Me: (Look of utter befuddlement)
Me: “I have no idea what that means.”
Jennifer: “I have no idea either.”
Me: “So… er…. ah.”
VERBAL INTERACTION FAILURE OVERRIDE PROTOCOL INITIATED
EXECUTE PHYSICAL ESCALATION ROUTINE…
Buy Me!

Comments

  1. after40sex says

    My wife and I play this monetary game all the time. I must say, I enjoy it very much and she gets "guilt-free" shopping cash. =)

  2. David Collard says

    Yeah, a common post-sex remark from my wife is "That will be 200 dollars".

    My response is usually a) "Oh, you don't have to pay me", or b) "What! For 'housewife sex'?! I don't think so".

  3. Badger Nation says

    This reminds me of a friend of a friend who went to bed with two hookers (at the same time) in Las Vegas, then skipped out on paying them.

    He has contended to this day that because he didn't pay, he didn't patronize prostitutes.

    Except that they stole $2000 cash out of his wallet while he was passed out drunk.

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