Don’t Be A White Knight, Be A Horny Knight

Periodically women get into a spot of bother and can very much appreciate a spot of rescue.
My thought is that it’s a fairly natural reaction to just swoop in and save them. After all that’s what fairy tales are all about, the dashing white knight rescuing the damsel in distress and living happily ever after.
But like the old female advice to “don’t give the milk away for free or no one will buy the cow“…
Buy Me!

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Comments

  1. Badger Nation says:

    That's an excellent post. Hilarious video! And sadly describes a lot of women who can't be bothered to show a modicum of appreciation.

    Replies from women saying "I won't trade sexual favors for chores my husband should do anyway, you chauvinist!" in 3…2…1…

  2. (R)Evolutionary says:

    Awesome. I love these little strategic gems. The more of these I learn, the more that I use. The Alpha frame of amused mastery and sexual playfulness has become instinctive, an automatic weapon of mass seduction, to cop Arden Leigh's turn of phrase.

  3. Matt says:

    "As soon as you intervene you become the greatest physical threat to the other man and men typically see other men as more appropriate objects of violence. He might have been just yelling at her, but if you walk up you might get assaulted."

    In Greek myth I think Hephaestus was injured by getting involved in a fight between Hera and Zeus. It's an old old story.

  4. Anonymous says:

    Personally I would never either get involved or phone the cops, phoning the cops just gets him either shot or thrown in jale and getting involved just makes it your mess.

    There adults they can sort it out, as for white knighting, seriously guys don't do it, woymn are now equal remember we have feminism to thank for that, they can save them selves.

    FL

    P.S I'm not talking about if it's your wife/GF, I consider than teamwork rather than white knighting, unless of course it's a 24/7 job for you but then maybe it's time to get a lower maintenance girl.

  5. Anonymous says:

    wanted to post some backup for my comment but can not find the site I wanted this will have to do for the moment.
    http://www.lewrockwell.com/orig8/spielberg6.html

    FL

  6. Anonymous says:

    24/7 white-knighting for an appreciative HB9+ nympho would even get old after a while.

  7. hans says:

    White knights are the true enemies of our
    society even. For all the evils feminists visit unto us, they would be nothing without their white knight slave hordes.
    poLice are the ultimate white knights, and whenever your woman dares involve those bastards in a domestic dispute, it´s the wake up call to fracking get rid of the bitch.

    As for Mario I´m more partial to this version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WT5F6LcwNEw

    Surprising, eh? ;)

  8. V says:

    This is a little silly methinks. Using sex as a bargining tool is frowned upon for women, why should it be healthy if men do it. Sounds like a set up where sex is a reward makes it so it's not something she would want to give anyway.Also it sets up the begging mentality. Marios first problem was asking for a kiss instead of finding a princess to rescue that would just give him one — no?

  9. Athol Kay says:

    Sex as a bargining tool is frowned on in wives for sure. But then a sexual relationship was already agreed upon, so they are actually renegging on their agreement when they "bargain".

    Ask any nice guy how much time and effort he's wasted on rescuing women only to have them LJBF him at the end of the rescue.

    Your final line makes the exact point I was making in this post. :-D

  10. Jarrett and Maria says:

    Hilarious video

  11. Anonymous says:

    Sex as a bargining tool is frowned on in wives for sure. But then a sexual relationship was already agreed upon, so they are actually renegging on their agreement when they "bargain".

    That still doesn't explain why sex bargaining is not okay for women but men.

    In fact it gives women a new excuse "a sexual relationship was already agreed upon, so I am actually renegging on our agreement when I bargain."

    As for "I won't trade sexual favors for chores my husband should do anyway, you chauvinist!"

    That's always been the complaint of men having to do chores for sex.

  12. Anonymous says:

    Seriously? I guess this is a secular thing: I've never been taught to only help someone if I got something out of it.

  13. Stephenie Rowling says:

    This is a very funny video. And really Mario only wants some gratitude she could had kissed his cheek or I don't know offer a hug. Really some appreciation of the fact that he just saved her life doesn't seem like hard thing to do or at least be smart enough to tell him she will give it to him after the rescue is complete, you know so King Kuppa doesn't bit your head off idiot. I guess a dying as a feminist/empowered woman is better than living as a princess that gave a kiss to her rescuer…

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