How To Get Your Husband To Mow The Lawn

Option One: Nag nag nag nag nag nag nag pout deny sex.
Ineffective most likely.
Option Two: You go start mowing the lawn… in a bikini.
Someone will probably show up and offer assistance.


  1. What's this? A two-day old post with no comments? Okay, I'll bite.

    Funny post. Thanks Athol. And the advice goes double for getting the husband to wash the car:

    While the sexes would get along so much better if more wives tried this sort of solution, precious few will ever implement it. Doing so would remove the secondary purpose of the wifely nag: as a type of shit (fitness) test. Not in all cases, but in many, the nagging ritual has ulterior purposes.

  2. I wonder if this could work for men wanting their wives to do something?

  3. Kickboxer_Gal says:

    I have the hottest bikini but it’s winter in Australia right now, what would the school mums think? LMAO

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