Sexy Move: Maybe She’d Love A Facial

I’m not sure how it started, but the common scene ender in porn is for the man to ejaculate onto the woman’s face. Sometimes you can see the woman just scrunching their face up and trying to find their happy place when it happens. One would think that anything that makes porn people grossed out is generally really nasty. I hate getting to the end of a good scene and then the pornbabe looks like shes trying not to cry and barf. I really don’t react well to women doing something sexual they don’t want to do, total boner killer. So yeah I’m a softy I admit it. Plus a couple times in my career as a nurse I’ve had “fluids” squirted in my direction without my prior consent. (Do. Not. Want.)  So as a result I always disliked the idea of cuming on Jennifer’s face as being offensive and humiliating.
Anyway… one day several months back we were…
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  1. Isn't it strange that so many men have a desire for facials when you'd think most of or sexual habits would have some sort of evolutionary benefit. What good is it if our hope of reproducing misses the proper spot?

  2. HarmonicaFTW says:

    Its amazing what the ones who aren't for the "freaky" on the outside end up liking.

  3. Anonymous says:

    Athol, your aim must really be bad if you got it in your own eyes. It's also weirdly impressive. :)


  4. Athol Kay says:

    Matt – it's a virile display of high value if you can show a copious amount of ejaculate.

    Also 3 days of the month she has her menses and neither one of us enjoys vaginal sex then very much, so….

  5. The only facial I like and receive is at the salon. The extreme "facial" scenes in porn truly disgust me – and I'm not easily disgusted; libido killer for sure!

    No jizz on face or in mouth; my absolute rule. As I have few (like, almost no) rules, I don't feel like a bitch for having this one.

  6. You take it in the mouth then, pally! A "delightful" mixture of hilex bleach and something else best left unsaid – and I don't care how many gallons of pineapple juice are consumed.

  7. Anonymous says:

    My wife acts like cum is toxic. I've really been working on pushing her boundaries here. I don't think that her sex fluids are disgusting. Why should I put up with a wife that does.

    It wasn't nearly as big a problem when we were dating, but I let her get away with eroding that intimacy for too long.

  8. OffTheCuff' says:

    I was delighted to read this, as we stumbled on the exact same thing, even with the "it just went over her head, where DID it go?" kinda scavenger hunt.

    I've hit myself in the eye before, long long before I was on the AK prescription. It really, really hurts. Guys, give the ladies fair warning.

    Thanks to the AK daily sex and supplements plan, the eye and wall squirters are now almost too easy. She's witnessed a four-foot vertical rise, and is mighty pleased with herself. If some gets on her face, so be it. She laughs it off as an occupational hazard of having a good time.

  9. Athol Kay says:

    Julia – then this is something that fits in the 70% of stuff that doesn't work for you. Cum does not taste great I can agree to that.

    As an aside, I did remove a comment that was nothing but offensive and without constructive value that Julia responded to in her second comment.

  10. I would love to hear from the men why cumming on a womans face is sexy. Honestly I would like to understand that.

  11. I can only speak for myself as to why its so great. I explained this to my girl once since she let's me do it whenever I ask. Like AK I get no pleasure from seeing my wife in discomfort or humiliated, the opposite in fact. However, semen is the physical expression of our sexuality and having her receive it onto herself feels uniquely dominant and accepting of our sexuality at the same time. It's a potent combination if you've never experienced it. Since the face is a personal focus point and a uniquely defining body part, usually given limited physical access, coming on it is a truly intense and endearing experience.

  12. Athol Kay says:

    Agree with that J.

  13. Anonymous says:

    Heck yes!! IF there is proper display of Alpha traits. This was something I always thought of as totally disgusting and degrading, and absolute "no" for me. … Then, my hubby found out about Game (and found this blog! woohoo!), and I recently surprised both of us by *asking him* if I could get on my knees and make him cum in my face. Hottest. Thing. Ever. (Ladies, seriously. Try it sometime!)

  14. Smooth T says:

    Had a similar "accident" last week… after an 8-day drought (we're in the midst of an in-vitro cycle, so intercourse is right out and she is utterly exhausted at the end of the day), I had built up quite a bit of the good stuff.

    On the bed, she lifts up her t-shirt and goes to work… we're going for the "cum on breasts" move – my personal fave even before discovering this blog – and whammo, apparently lil' T is going for distance that night (even in my horniest teenage years, I never had those porn-star shots).

    The lifted t-shirt blocks most of it, but she thinks that is the funniest thing ever. At the time I thought "whew, that was fortunate", but now I'm kind of wondering what her reaction would have been, had the t-shirt not been there to run interference.

  15. Jean-Luc LeGame says:

    Whether a girl will be into a facial will also depend a lot on just how horny she is that day. With my fiance, she'll take one most of the time if it's conveniently before she's going to take a shower anyway, so she can clean herself up quickly, but she doesn't necessarily enjoy it. On days when she's very horny though, as we're having sex she'll enthusiastically tell me to 'come wherever you want' or 'you can come all over me'. Ooooh yeeeeah!


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