Jennifer and I had a Date Night on Saturday, so we had an adult movie from the secret sock drawer and some regular rented DVDs as well. I went to return them tonight before we got charged for an extra night.
Jennifer (smirkingly): “It would be funny if you accidently returned the wrong movies.”
Me: “Ah… we rented them with your credit card.”
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  1. Didn't you say that married skittling was using her credit card to buy porn?

  2. Athol Kay says:

    I think I said we're married with a joint account. So all my porn is essentially 50% off.

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