Girl Game: Hula Hoops…

Step One: Buy a hula hoop.

Step Two: Find a cool location and wear something that just barely shows your cameltoe.

Step Three: ????

Step Four: Wipe up your husbands drool.

But seriously. It’s cheap, it’s sensual, it’s a work out…

…it’s kinda sorta like a stripper pole, but it’s not.

Comments

  1. The allusion to the toe is very important. Conversely, the girl could go for the always enjoyable bottomless look. All the fun of lingerie, all the enjoyment of no pants.

    OT, but you might have fun with this new swimwear collection:
    http://swimgerie.com/

  2. Athol Kay says:

    I dunno Ulysses, one trip down a waterslide might cause a wardrobe malfunction… or should that be working as intended?

  3. Even more OT, I haven't finished the book, but I'm tempted to give it away unfinished to a husband who really needs to get control of his relationship before it moves into the realm of "requires lawyers."

    Of course, that could be considered a review.

  4. Anonymous says:

    Ulysses, DO IT! Immediately give that book away!! You can buy another. Really. It's that important!

    What is cameltoe?

  5. Anonymous says:

    Google might be your friend here. But basically means that a woman is wearing underwear (or something else) so tightly around her genetalia you get a characteristic shape which resembles a cameltoe.

  6. Anonymous says:

    Um, I thought cameltoe was supposed to be a "bad" thing? Or does that go back to the fashion thread, and the hair thread, where ill-meaning people are just trying to throw us off our girl game?

    Thanks for the clarification! I'm not gonna be so worried about it now!

  7. Cameltoe is super slut / tacky. I'm sure Athol is making a funny and does not seriously promote public exposure of one's toe.

    When dudes show get their bulge caught up in trouser fabric or wearing tight pants, it's called moose knuckle.

  8. Athol Kay says:

    LOL I'm mostly just playing with the cameltoe reference. I just mean wear something playfully sexy. Relax, I'm not always meant to be taken word for word seriously. :-)

    Cameltoe *will* pull male attention.

  9. Athol Kay says:

    Oh and Ulysses has a review copy of the book. I asked him to give the book to his friend and emailed Ulysses a PDF version to keep reading. :-)

  10. Anonymous says:

    Hoop. Seriously. It's an easy and fun workout. Cheap too. My wife does it professionally and knows the hotties in the videos. It's a welcoming community and a lot of fun.

  11. @Julia, despite Athol's taking back what he said, note that he also said "mostly". Being uber-slutty for your husband is not a bad thing. Do some moves, like a stripper, and see how he takes it. Go what is for you way over the top, and if he objects, fine, otherwise you've found out something you didn't know.

  12. p.s., that's not to say you should be slutty in public.

  13. Elhaf: In private, anything goes, absolutely. I dance in front of spouse like I never would in front of anyone else.

    I was implying that cameltoe in public screams "I am a skank!" Most husbands/BFs would be in full cringing mode.

  14. Anonymous says:

    It's becoming clear that at the core of girl game is the ability to balance good-girl and slutty. The key is to remember who you're trying to please and when.

    Prerequisite: Deciding who and what is first in your life. Not saying that in every area hubby has to be first, but knowing how you want to prioritize helps you apply the right lens to any aspect that needs a filter.

  15. Anonymous says:

    The hoop thing is great, bought one about a month ago with instructional DVD, terrific workout, very sexy and great for toning up the "lady business". As soon as I get some good moves down, will do a late night performance for the hubby..;)

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