Reports of Japanese Tentacle Porn Have Been Greatly Exaggerated

Couple more reviews are up…
Keoni Galt at Hawaiian Libertarian

“I just got my copy from Athol last night, and I must say, it makes for compelling reading. I read the first 200 pages last night in a couple of hours, and than awoke this morning and finished it before breakfast. At 340+ pages, it may seem like a lot to read, but I didn’t really notice the time fly as Athol’s witty writing style and mix of cocky, funny and at times geeky humor has more than a few laugh-out-loud moments that help to drive his point home and make a memorable narrative that will provide a solid foundation for guiding young men in making potentially life altering decisions.

The $15.00 this paperback book costs on amazon is far cheaper and much less time consuming and emotionally and mentally exhausting than any kind of marital counseling therapy, and if you read it with an open mind and are capable of seeing how it applies to your own situation, it would be far more likely to actually work, than hopelessly paying some professional a small fortune to listen to your wife try and explain why she loves you but is not “in-love” with you.”
Vox at Alpha Game
 
“The Married Man Sex Life Primer is, without a doubt, one of the more eye-opening books one is ever likely to read. Athol Kay is one of the foremost theoreticians of Game, with a particular focus on its application to married life. His background as a male nurse is significant, not only in relation to his highly developed ability to communicate with women, but in his frighteningly clinical ability to write more freely about bodily fluids and body parts than anyone since Galen or possibly the Marquis de Sade.
 
The Married Man Sex Life Primer isn’t merely for those who languish in miserable marriages, or even for men who are already married. As Kay states with regards to the purpose of his book, it is for both men and women who wish to improve what is, after all, the core bedrock of every marriage. I highly recommend it, albeit with the requisite warning that it is sufficiently explicit to make Japanese tentacle porn look conservative.”
Of course that’s just kicked off awkward discussion at the Kay household…
 
Jennifer: “I’ve never even heard of Japanese tentacle porn. What is it?”
 
Me: “Ahhh… well…”
 
Jennifer: …
 
Me: “It’s pretty much as you imagine.”
 
Jennifer… makes the food borne illness face.
 
Me: “You’re imagining it aren’t you.”
 
Jennifer: “I’m not trying to, but how can I not?”
 
Me: “It’s like sex offenders making Pokemon episodes while high.”
 
Jennifer: …
 
Jennifer: “I’m going to regret this conversation somehow aren’t I…”

Crap it’s not even cartoons anymore. Don’t google for it. Just don’t.
 
 

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Comments

  1. Jasmine says:

    Thank you for the warning. Never heard of it either. I was thinking of Googling it and was not sure I wanted to know. Definitely will not now as some things can never be scrubbed clean!

  2. pdwalker says:

    Lie and just tell her it's this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3Ve-_4Xz5M&feature=player_embedded (SFW)

    It's certainly satisfies the weirdness component aspect of the whole topic.

  3. Athol Kay says:

    Ok that was just bizarre PDwalker.

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