Shit My Husband Says: Ocean Voyage

I’m exhausted to the point of falling asleep on the couch and gently prodded awake by Athol after sleeping for who knows how long. I edit last nights post as best my sleepy brain can and we head off to bed…

Athol: You look beat, you want to skip?

Jennifer: No, we can do something.

Athol: You’re on the bottom, sleepy baby.

Jennifer: Yes!  (I love being on the bottom)

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Comments

  1. Loverboy says:

    Love it~!

    Loverboy and Alabaster Legs
    x

  2. edotwoods says:

    JEALOUS!!!! All I can think is, you must be awesome to get that level of service:) Ahoy Matey!

  3. Kristen says:

    Very sexy post! I can happily say I had sex tonight for the first time in a long time, mostly thanks to your blog encouraging me to actually say something instead of just suffering in silence. And plus… I actually got him to hold me down, for the first time ever! It was a huge turn on, and I'll continue to encourage him to go further!

    By the way, it's nice to know that at least somewhere in the world I know for sure someone is having sex! :-)

  4. Badger says:

    Kristen,

    Unbelievable! I'm happy for you, I'm sure the rest of the readership is too.

  5. Pickle says:

    Thank you Jennifer. Great post.

  6. Anonymous says:

    Interesting. I only have sex when I am in the mood for sex.

  7. Lainey says:

    It's fascinating the different cultures of a marriage. I think Athol must have a very, very high libido. You guys have a nightly expectation of sex, and that works for you. Is Athol ever not in the mood?

    I will admit that we do not do it every night. I don't think I'd have a problem with a nightly expectation, but my husband doesn't want it that much and I am fine with it.

    Plus, my husband doesn't enjoy himself if I do not climax. If I say I don't think I can tonight, but we can still do it, he will still do everything in his power to try to get me to climax. It's not a problem because he's very good at what he does and 98% of the time I do climax even though I didn't think I could. But then I do feel bad about the 2%. But really sometimes Miss Kitty just ain't gonna sing. LOL

    That's okay I can count on one hand how many times a year we do it without me climaxing. I knew when I married him what kind of guy I was getting, and to be honest sex was a very big part of it.

  8. Athol Kay says:

    Lainey – there was a legendary night about 12 years ago where I got food poisoning and threw up and had diarrhea a combined number somewhere in the teens over the space of about two hours.

    I still made a pass at Jennifer. But she said no.

    I'm 41 now, so I've slowed a little. Once in a great while I'll not be interested. Ironically we're in such a "having sex rut" that Jennifer typically thinks I'm upset or something and tries to make me feel better by having sex. Ususally I get a little annoyed by that and we end up having crazy intense sex because I'm worked up.

  9. Lainey says:

    Okay, Athol. That really made me chuckle. I can't believe you still wanted it after food poisoning. My honey is 40 and he's never wanted it every night, well maybe our first 3 years.

    Nothing wrong with a little sex therapy. I tell you it would be so easy if we could just make you guys all better with sex. We can't screw the stress away unfortunately.

  10. hans says:

    .. it´s the motion in the ocean.

    LOL

    Funny 2nd view of your "effed´up" life. ;)

    Though I´m not quite sure how you get any household chores + jobs + kids + etc. done!

    Guess, no spousal WoW/Trek Online raiding in YOUR household. :)

  11. Athol Kay says:

    Lainey – well I do write a sex blog to stay sane, so I don't think I'm anywhere closer to the average on the sexytime scale.

    Hans – I used to raid hardcore in WoW. Looking back it was kinda to kill/control my libido a bit.

  12. Arual says:

    I have always found it beyond frustrating when my partner insisted that I had to orgasm for sex to be complete–the only times I have been tempted to fake it, in fact.

    Sex can be enjoyable, and wonderful, and great, WITHOUT an orgasm for me. Don't get me wrong, I love orgasms, but when there is pressure to perform they're a lot harder to have. I'd rather just enjoy the act now and again than concentrate all my energy on forcing an orgasm.

    Is this crazy?

  13. Lainey says:

    No, it's not crazy. I totally get where you are coming from. Sex is enjoyable whether we climax or not. I think it is better when I do climax. I don't really feel pressure because it's not like I can help it. He's good. I do or I don't. I do feel guilty those times I don't, and he tells me to stop being silly.

    I guess I'd rather be with someone that really cares about my pleasure than one that doesn't care at all. Although I know that it doesn't have to be either or.

    This is the guy I have and one of his quirks. I'll keep him, heaven knows he puts up with my quirks.

  14. Lainey says:

    Jennifer,

    When are you going to write The Married Woman Sex Life Primer? Books like these usually come in a set. ;)

  15. Athol Kay says:

    Lainey – having an orgasm is your choice/responsiblity, so don't worry about his feelings if you chose not to have one.

    If Jennifer wants an orgasm, I'll do anything to make that happen. If she doesn't, I'll just have my fun.

    If the difference between you having an orgasm or not is you touching yourself during the sex… that's okay to do too.

  16. Smooth T says:

    I want my wife to orgasm if at all possible. It's a pretty simple equation – the more she enjoys it, the more I enjoy it, for multiple reasons.

    When I'm horny and she's not, we're both in a "hurry up and get it over with" state. While you ladies may enjoy sex without orgasm, when my wife isn't in the mood, *she really isn't in the mood*. It's completely binary with her.

    Thankfully she is almost always willing to help me out (either via intercourse or other methods), but in those instances it's obvious that she'd rather just go to sleep :)

    Additionally, men strengthen the emotional bond with their wives via sex. When it's an "all about me" night, I get my physical release, but it still seems somewhat hollow from an emotional standpoint.

  17. Badger says:

    I'm with Smooth T. I had years of orgasms by myself – I want to feel like I'm pleasing her, to see her face explode. It's just not nearly as good if she doesn't bust, even if she tells me she doesn't want to.

  18. 50flags says:

    Awesome post… Ocean voyage… brilliant…

  19. Lainey says:

    "Additionally, men strengthen the emotional bond with their wives via sex. When it's an "all about me" night, I get my physical release, but it still seems somewhat hollow from an emotional standpoint."

    "I'm with Smooth T. I had years of orgasms by myself – I want to feel like I'm pleasing her, to see her face explode. It's just not nearly as good if she doesn't bust, even if she tells me she doesn't want to."

    These are very good points!

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