Married Man Sex Life
How to have the marriage you thought you were going to have. By which I mean doing it like rabbits.
lol i bet that made jennifer jealous
Athol wins the Internet tonight.
Your reward is waiting for you, in your bedroom.
That is the funniest damn story that you've posted yet!And a good idea. Wait until I get my hands on her phone…
When MMSL has a parody porn written for it, that scene will be in it, but Emphysema Queen will be 20 year old twins.
"let me just reach in my pants here"
"You better be going for a wallet young man."
That the funniest story I've heard in a while. It's for reasons like this that I'm a bit timid when it comes to sexting and the like. I'm paranoid that one of the kids will see it first or one of her friends (actually I only care about the kids, she cares about everyone else.)
Love the idea of changing my name in her phone though. Gonna give that a go.
lol – priceless.
It's scenarios like this my fiance won't do anything like this… and I don't blame him. :p
holy crap this was hilarious.
Very funny story. You have inspired me to convince my husband to giving sexting a try.
I still find the site both fascinating and appalling, but increasingly fascinating. It's like you have a Stepford thing going on here…
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