Sexting and Jennifer’s Lost Phone…

A while back I mentioned that I have a lot of my most frequent phone contacts listed in my phone with a numbering system. That way they stay at the top of my contact list for easy access. The current set up is:
1 Jennifer
2 Safety
3 Eldest Daughter
4 Youngest Daughter
5 and below are work contacts…
Buy Me!


  1. Simon Grey says:

    lol i bet that made jennifer jealous

  2. Anonymous says:

    You win.


  3. Athol wins the Internet tonight.

    Your reward is waiting for you, in your bedroom.

  4. That is the funniest damn story that you've posted yet!
    And a good idea. Wait until I get my hands on her phone…

  5. Anonymous says:

    When MMSL has a parody porn written for it, that scene will be in it, but Emphysema Queen will be 20 year old twins.

  6. Anonymous says:

    "let me just reach in my pants here"

    "You better be going for a wallet young man."

  7. That the funniest story I've heard in a while. It's for reasons like this that I'm a bit timid when it comes to sexting and the like. I'm paranoid that one of the kids will see it first or one of her friends (actually I only care about the kids, she cares about everyone else.)

    Love the idea of changing my name in her phone though. Gonna give that a go.

  8. lol – priceless.

    It's scenarios like this my fiance won't do anything like this… and I don't blame him. :p

  9. haylestales says:

    holy crap this was hilarious.

  10. Very funny story. You have inspired me to convince my husband to giving sexting a try.

    I still find the site both fascinating and appalling, but increasingly fascinating. It's like you have a Stepford thing going on here…

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