Sexy Move: The Blowjob Chair

The standard blowjob position is him lying on his back in the bed, and her on her knees between his legs. This means she has to lean a lot of her body weight forward and generally feel the blood rush to her head a little. It’s a fairly awkward position to be in for any length of time.
Blowjobs have vastly easier body mechanics when he’s sitting and she’s kneeling in front of him. The floor is far more stable than the bed, and her upper body is far more vertical than doing it on the bed. So it’s much easier for her to move and be in control of her motions, so the blowjob is better. You can try him sitting on the edge of the bed, but toward the end of the blowjob there’s a tendency to tense up and start to slip off the bed.
The solution is a chair or stool in your bedroom. Honestly as you get older the bones start to creak a little bit, so having a chair of some sort in your bedroom helps with sitting down and tieing your shoes anyway. So there are plenty of nice bedroom chairs to choose from that look like they belong there, without shouting “LOL this is teh blowjob chair! Momz and dad be gittin buzy in hear”!
Also a blowjob chair is a great place to put the clothes that don’t clearly belong in either the dresser or laundry hamper. The floor is not furniture gentlemen, nothing should be just lying on the floor.
Hmmm… actually that’s not entirely true. If you’re drunk, you should lie on the floor. It’s very difficult to fall off.
 

Comments

  1. Anonymous says:

    I think it was Bob Hope who said that you aren't really drunk unless you have to hold on when you lie on the floor…

  2. Anonymous says:

    I thought the standard position for blowjobs was you all alpha'd up like a fighting chicken and her with her hands on her hips, saying "In your dreams, fuckwit!"

  3. dreadpiratk says:

    Forget what the kids think, get a Liberator Esse chair, it's the best investment you will ever make. Yes, you have to throw a blanket over it when the in-laws visit, but it is sooooo worth it… Plus it's the perfect height to put my shoes on in the morning.

  4. generic cialis says:

    Sounds erotic. Experimentation is the best.

  5. generic cialis says:

    I agree with the comments. It's good for both couples to experiment and try different techniques. This will also increase pleasure allowing you to discover other means of sex.

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