Works Every Time

Reader email: You’re right. The answer to any question that f’ing Rationalization Hamster asks is: text dirty pics to my husband.

I don’t care what the question is, it’s always intended to chip away at something good. So, the answer is to send a racy pic and watch as the text comes flying back, complete with drool. Every time.

Thanks for this crucial directive, Athol. Works every time.

Athol: LOL I don’t exactly remember saying that, but okay!

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Comments

  1. Anonymous says:

    Bonus! Racy pics in easily distributable digital format provide incentive for the significant other portrayed therein to maintain the relationship!

    "What? No, I didn't post those! I lost my cellphone a month or so ago and…"

  2. Anonymous says:

    What if it to the point where you are not turned on by "racy" pics of your wife anymore, being that she has gained 50 pounds? And even when she was in better shape she would not have sent you those racy pics because, well just because she doesn't like her picture taken. But she still "loves" her hubby!!!!!!!!11

    Yeah, I think I need to buy your book.

  3. Anonymous says:

    Buy the book. We did. This wife is extremely happy laying her husband like tile every chance she gets.

  4. Anonymous says:

    I know for a fact that there are many women who would rather have their fingernails pulled out than be photographed in anything resembling a "dirty" pose, never mind then texting it to any man.

  5. Sai says:

    Anon 5:08 – As do I, but I like to think the grass is a little greener on the other side of the hill.. :P

  6. Anonymous says:

    Unfortunately for many of us the opportunities to acquire a naive, deferential, enthusiastic virgin and mindf*ck her into becoming a compliant sex toy are quite limited.

    You go to war with the army you have, not the army you want, and you go to bed with the wife you have, not necessarily the wife you want.

  7. Anonymous says:

    Anon 5:08 (and original Anon 8:30, for that matter!):

    I don't know if you have a woman in mind you'd like to convince or *are* a woman, but in either case, I suggest pictures from the neck down. The concept of naked pictures getting out is pretty terrifying, but without a face they're completely unidentifiable. If they escape… deny, deny, deny! It works for me :-)

  8. Anonymous says:

    This original statement was in the context of a totally loving, committed and loyal relationship. It also came with a bunch of trust-building. Not just between us, but with the technology, too. Yes, we use lots of faceless poses. We started out small (safe) and built trust and our relationship along with the level of raciness. I simply wanted to give a view into what a relationship looks like after following some of Athol's guidance. Yes, the hamster can still kick in, but it's nice to know we're at that place where we can lean on a solid foundation and simple tricks like this now work wonders.

    Yes, relationships lije Athol and Jennifer's do exist. I feel we're a great example of what marriage could look like. I'm not a deferring, demure wallflower anymore, thanks to my husband's care and drive to have a better relationship. He's incredibly smart, and he has never steered me wrong. He's the perfect Captain for me. And if taking a few racy pics makes me a better First Mate, I'm all for it!

  9. Anonymous says:

    Not to mention that I've busted a few of my personal barriers, and now these pics are not even close to scary. They are mighty wet fun!

  10. Anonymous says:

    Anonymous 11:15, what if you thought that this website and those like them are basically porn and what Athol is saying is degrading to women?

    That you felt Athol's wife was being played like a fiddle?

    That your husband sees you simply as a sex toy, and something that he is having a laugh with while pushing the envelope?

    That once he gets to your limit, he'll trade you in for a newer model?

    That any man who wants his wife to take nude pictures of herself and text them to him is a perverted beast who has no concept of personal boundaries or respect for his partner?

    Would you be so enthusiastic then? My wife has read this site, via article in the Daily Mail. These are her views, expressed to me. I can alpha up and leave, or alpha up and stay, but I can no more change those views of hers than I can make rain fall upwards.

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