Reader email: You’re right. The answer to any question that f’ing Rationalization Hamster asks is: text dirty pics to my husband.
I don’t care what the question is, it’s always intended to chip away at something good. So, the answer is to send a racy pic and watch as the text comes flying back, complete with drool. Every time.
Thanks for this crucial directive, Athol. Works every time.
Athol: LOL I don’t exactly remember saying that, but okay!