Jennifer: Lol happy valentines day. Love you so much
Athol: Want anything romantic giftage?
Athol: Whats for dinner?
Jennifer: No desire for romantic giftage really. It’s Valentines day for us every day
Jennifer: Dinner is mac and cheese and the bottle of wine I’m going to buy later.
Athol: I’ll bring my penis.
Jennifer: Lmao cool.
Valentine’s Day for married couples is kind of like a final exam for her interest level in you. If you’ve done the whole Alpha Beta thing all semester, the exam is easy and you barely break a sweat passing it. If you’ve been falling asleep in class all year, even a monstrously huge effort right before the test may not be enough to pass.
We did a little acknowledgment of today being Valentine’s Day, but really any of the days at work we get off together is more important romantically than Valentine’s Day.
Anyway, Jennifer’s having a long hot bath and two glasses of red wine. Expect the unexpected…