Receive rabid email telling me I’m Jennifer’s oppressor.
Give patient reply explaining we are a team.
Receive follow up email saying I wasn’t listening. I am crushing Jennifer’s dreams and treating her like she’s an idiot.
Reply that Jennifer and I talked a great deal about all this before we started MMSL, and how it was going to be a major effort for us and something only possible to do as a couple.
Receive a third angry email that I am intimidating Jennifer and all but Force Choking her into submission. I am insulting and cruel.
Jennifer replies, “Don’t inflict your unhappiness on me.”
No further emails…
I post a “Yay we did it / last day as a nurse / can’t wait to spend more time together and be happy / our dream is happening!”
Jennifer adds her “Woo-hoo!”
Emailer leaves two angry jaded comments explaining how MMSL is about grinding wives into hapless submission.
Jennifer rolls eyes and groans.
*click* *click* *enters name* *click*
Then we ate grinders.
Jennifer: I haz the POWAH!