Something from the dark side to induce a little dread…
Anytime: Buy an odd plate at the dollar store or consignment shop.
Sunday: Find and visit a church bake sale, or fair, that has homemade baked goods.
Monday: Place “partially consumed” baked goods on the odd plate, cover with cling-wrap.
Come home from work with plate of baked goods.
Say that the new girl at work gave them to you. Well she offered it to everyone, but she gave the plate to you. She’s a temp or something. Cute.
Act like you have no idea that a woman giving you baked goods is an Indicator of Interest.
Watch your wife’s Rationalization Hamster become fully nourished on the baked goods…
Your Defense: It’s just freaking BANANA BREAD! What’s wrong with you?
For the ladies reading of course, the ability to create and supply a man with random baked goods is a huge Beta skill. A mild plus if you make it from a box, a big plus if you can make it from scratch. Don’t go too sweet. Oh and it’s a New Zealand thing, but sausage rolls are the perfect comfort food.
In Jennifer’s defense, she has not read this post or edited it. She looked exhausted and I shooed her off to bed around 9pm…
…freeing me up to stay up late read the final book in 50 Shades of Grey!!!!