I’ve never had such an extreme day of reader email and forum stuff to wade through. Let’s just recap some of the very basics shall we….
(1) You can’t fix Batshit Crazy. Only medicate it, or run.
(2) If you are being beaten by your spouse, or they are smashing up the house… film it and dial 911.
(3) You aren’t a doctor. Don’t start, stop, change, or throw away any medication.
(4) If there was no sex at the beginning of the marriage… don’t expect any now.
(5) If you take a cheater back, do it only once. Otherwise you’ll just be cheated on forever.
(6) Don’t fuck other women behind your wife’s back. Don’t send dirty texts to other women. Don’t send pictures to them. Shit tends to come back around.
(7) Stop getting drunk.
(8) Start working out.
(9) If your wife disappears all weekend and comes back “with a UTI”… she cheated.
(10) If they move all their shit out of the house without telling you why… change the locks and don’t let them come back.
Athol sleepy now….