MMSL Causes Erectile Dysfunction… Wait. What?

Reader:  So this is going to sound like more first world sex problems, so if you don’t want to hear about it stop reading now.

Things continue to be amazing. We have had a truly epic ovulation week. We have had sex everyday for at least 8 or 9 days sometimes multiple times per day. Mrs. D has been very affectionate, flirty, horny and up for pretty much anything. I’m not going to go into all the details but suffice to say I am very satisfied.

So what is the problem? Well last night I couldn’t get it up. Actually I was able to get it up with some work, but then the baby started crying and that killed it. I just gave the Mrs. some oral and called it a night.

I’m 33 years old, I’ve experienced alcohol and drug induced ED, but this is the first time I’ve ever just not been able to get it done while being stone cold sober. Possible contributing factors that I can think of are; all that sex from the week leading up to last night including the attendant lack of sleep, a BJ to completion yesterday morning, being tired from Krav Maga class yesterday evening.

Is this just something that happens sometimes when you have this much sex? Or is it something that I should look into? I feel like Im too young to go on ED meds, and I don’t want this getting into my head and causing further problems. Any tips?

Athol:  Maybe the tale of Sooty the Guinea Pig will make you feel better…

A guinea pig called Sooty had a night to remember after escaping from his pen and tunnelling into a cage of 24 females.

He romanced each of them in turn and was yesterday the proud father of 43 offspring. Staff at Little Friend’s Farm in Pontypridd, South Wales, have now secured Sooty’s pen – and begun looking for homes for the guinea pigs. Owner Carol Feehan, 42, said: “I’m sure a lot of men will be looking at Sooty with envy.

“We knew that he had gone missing after wriggling through the bars of his cage. We looked for him everywhere but never thought of checking the pen where we keep 24 females. We did a head count and found 25 guinea pigs – Sooty was fast asleep in the corner. He was absolutely shattered. We put him back in his cage and he slept for two days.”

Anyway… It’s totally normal at that level of sexual activity to hit the wall where enough is enough.

Basically the more cum inside you waiting to come out, the hornier you are and the faster you get aroused. So after 8-9 days of endless sex… you’re basically “pulling so many buckets of water out of the well, the well is starting to run dry.”

Also after you orgasm, your dopamine drops and your prolactin level rises, and that’s a factor in shutting down your interest levels too. Basically as far as your body is concerned, you’ve blown a ton of cum into her, so she’s well and truly full of your cum, so you can take a nap now.

Anyway… relax, nothing to see here. All completely normal. Have a protein shake and keep your fluids up. Let your body recover a little.

That’s about it. You’re fine.

 

 

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Comments

  1. pdwalker says:

    AHAahhah ahahaha hahahahhahahahahah, what a problem to have, can’t keep it up because you’ve run dry.

    Move along, nothing to see here. You’re sated. That’s a good thing. Don’t make more of it than it is (nothing).

  2. Haniel says:

    I forgot this site had a blog.

  3. expwnent says:

    I can totally see “MMSL Problems” becoming a running theme around here. “My houseplants are dying because I’ve been too busy having sex to water them.” “I was going to pull up a porno online to watch with the Mrs. but it’s been so long since I’ve needed it that I forgot all my passwords.”

  4. L says:

    Hate you! JK! Seriously though my relationship has always maintained a level of sex a couple a times a week on average over almost a decade, never had anything really crazy. A few multiple times a day occurrences, some every day phases that usually don’t go longer than a week, typically DTD every other day which is good as I can exactly name the few times we’ve gone longer than a week without (and the main one was due to hubby’s deployment but even after the baby was born, we were messing around about a week afterwards) yet no totally insane sex binges. Even on the honeymoon, we skipped a day or two (though most the other days we were twice or so a day). Is that normal, especially as we’re not even 30 yet??? We have the virgin strategy going for us, but kind of makes me worried I missed out. I mean if he wasn’t like that at 19, not holding out much hope as we age…

  5. Pegala says:

    @Haniel yeah, the frequency’s dropped right down. I think Athol still loves the blog, he’s just not in love with it.
    I suspect he may be in some kind of EA with a book…

  6. alphaguy says:

    @Haniel – This is the best Athol could come up with after 2 weeks? I miss the old days…

  7. ffp20 says:

    Hey L……on my ten day honeymoon, it was two quickies.

  8. Peregrine John says:

    Geez, what I wouldn’t do to have that problem! Things to strive for. MMSL MAP FTW!

    (etc.)

  9. Mona says:

    “@Haniel yeah, the frequency’s dropped right down. I think Athol still loves the blog, he’s just not in love with it.
    I suspect he may be in some kind of EA with a book…”

    Most awesome comment ever, lol.

  10. Adrienne says:

    But what about for women? I don’t get hornier and hornier the longer I wait between sexual release. I’m the opposite. I start to lose interest and have a hard time orgasming if I’ve had a dry spell. For me, the more I orgasm either through masturbation or sex, the more easily aroused I get. I’m I the exception rather than the rule as far as women are concerned?

  11. A.B. Dada says:

    I heard from a doctor, anecdotally, that a man ejaculates a certain measurement of zinc every time. Too many ejaculations may lead to temporary zinc deficiency, which is important in having future erections.

    I don’t know if there’s any truth to this, but I’ve told some floppy guys to supplement with zinc and they’ve generally said it seems helpful. Could be placebo, though.

  12. crazivan498 says:

    Dear reader. Go paleo
    if u haven’t already. Cholesterol is great. For. Testostrone levels. Have dom
    e roneue

  13. ar10308 says:

    This is when supplementing your diet with the right fats and proteins will really help out.
    Before bed:
    3 Brazil Nuts for Selenium (an important component in semen production)
    2 Whole Eggs for protein and good cholesterol (helps replenish your semen and good cholesterol is essential for boosting T-production)
    1 Cod liver oil pill to boost T-levels
    The above consumed before bed should keep our friend holding strong day in and day out, especially if he is on a good weight lifting scheme.

  14. L says:

    @AB Dada- I’ve heard zinc is important in making healthy sperm and often can be the key to fixing male factor infertility, so that makes sense.

  15. A.B. Dada says:

    @L – I found one link that talks about it, but there’s no reference so take it with a grain of salt.

    http://www.chemistrydaily.com/chemistry/Zinc

    “In males, zinc is important for the production of semen. Up to 5 mg of zinc is lost during ejaculation. Deficiencies in zinc in males can lead to reduced sperm count and sex drive. Frequent ejaculations can lead to zinc deficiency.”

    So basically constantly ejaculating may actually lower your zinc which may lower your libido.

    I’ve always been a guy to randomly withhold orgasm from a gal — seems to be the ultimate “try harder, doll” action a guy can do.

  16. starrman says:

    An uncommon complaint indeed. I have an older book on the Chinese way of lovemaking. They say, the older you get the more you should conserve your semen. Along with A.B. Dada to get her hamster working, you the very hard working of the two, should refrain in all your playing. If you’re having a binge, don’t let loose every time…My last lady friend was very hungry on a regular basis, so I tried several different strategies to keep up my energy level. I just didn’t alot of the time. The benefit, I gained amazing amounts of energy. Now, I’m not the saint in a box advocating, “You should never cum young man.” Just try it without and fill your well.

  17. Tank says:

    Take five and have a Gatorade. You’ll be fine.

  18. The Outsider says:

    Another point to be made here is that not everybody has the same sex drive. The idea is to get it when you want it, not to want it twice daily. If something less meets your needs, then do that. It’s not a contest.

  19. L says:

    Adrienne- I find it’s a mixed bag. A little build up is amazing but going longer than a few days and sex starts dropping off the radar. I think most women are like that and then get to the point that sex is maybe a passing thought when ovulating. Hence why so many women seem sexless. I’m fairly insatiable though and don’t like to go long without. However doing it a lot and I get to a point where I’d rather take a nap. hubby also seems like he has a point where not having sex for awhile and drive drops off. In both sexes, testosterone decreases when sex stops.
    @ar10308- yep! Butter oil/ghee actually increases bio-availability of the cod liver oil. Fermented CLO is preferable as well. http://www.thehealthyhomeeconomist.com/five-fats-you-must-have-in-your-kitchen/

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