David Attenborough Narrates Miley Cyrus’s VMA Twerking

Take… David Attenborough nature documentary on Albatross

Add… Miley Cyrus Twerking


That being said, once you strip away much of the linguistic subtlety of human interaction, our mating dances aren’t wildly different to that of any other species in the animal kingdom.

What else is football but a display of male physical dominance in search of a mate, while cheerleaders jump around showing how perky their boobs are in a fertility display?

So what are you doing to make yourself more attractive? Are you twerking hard, or hardly twerking?


  1. and it sounds better than the original too!

  2. Another lame post that’ll garner a handful of comments.
    I don’t direct people here anymore.
    Twerk your blog Athol!

  3. LMAO. Perfect.

    And homegirl needs to fire whoever told her she could pull that outfit off. Do some squats, girl.

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