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Sexy Move: The Royal Penis is Clean Your Highness

October 23, 2013 by Athol Kay 5 Comments

My favorite way to start the day is having a shower with Jennifer. We can’t swing it everyday, but we seem to be managing it about two or three times a week recently and it’s just fun to be together that way.

I scrub her back, she scrubs mine.

She washes and then conditions her hair with a magical bottle of something I can’t even be bothered to read the label of. Sorry ladies, I just have no clue what it is. It’s probably life changing if you knew though.

Anyway,  while she conditions her hair, I get to do the full body wash on Jennifer. Which depending how you look at it is either horribly lame as I attend her as a servant, or completely awesome as I investigate every inch of her with soap and inappropriate touch.

And then…

…Oh. My. God.

Soft soap juicy pomegranate mango infusionsAll I can say is thank you makers of Soft Soap: Juicy Pomegranate and Mango Infusion. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

I think it’s the mango giving it the extra bit of glide, but whatever it is, it’s the perfect soap for a rather thorough cleansing of my cock. It’s simply an amazing sensation and I can go from “hello there” to “woah dear” the absolute fastest of any method Jennifer has tried on me ever. It’s kinkier than the Jumper Cables and the Butter. Faster than a blindfold and facesitting. Hotter than her eating sushi off my cock. I’m even starting to forget the midget twins.

It’s just that good.

Seriously. No words. I’m 80% of the way to orgasm before I’m even fully hard from it and it’s not like I have a premature problem to cope with. I’m just like putty penis in her hands.

So that’s about it. Give it a shot.

 

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Comments

  1. unknown says

    October 24, 2013 at 9:11 am

    Good post. I highly recommend the shower routine, particularly if it is hard to get together at night. Dove soap is really great too, along with ball massage. My wife seems to really like it because there is no clean up, saves time, she is awake, has to shower anyway… Good for a long term routine.

  2. L says

    October 25, 2013 at 12:44 am

    Hubby and I have been showering together for ages- even as virgins in HS! (Wouldn’t go for that the first few times unless I had “taken care” of him first just to tame the beast in effort to keep my V card- stupid stupid stupid but I was young.) Great way to get some time together. Not the most comfortable place for sexy time but have found ways to make it work. Even if just being together, the connection helps later on. Plus it’s just better for the environment and water conservation, right? Ironically, I often used to catch myself about to say, “in the shower today my bf/fiance/hubby did/said…” then stop myself realizing just how TMI that statement sounded lol (and how much it revealed about how far we had gone before getting married not that most ppl hadn’t caught on that we were living together but I was worried about what ppl would think).

  3. Leslie says

    October 25, 2013 at 11:02 pm

    The day after I read this blog post, I was at the market going down the shampoo aisle. When I came to body washes, I thought, “Hmm, I want to sniff that body wash Athol posted about it.” It was sold out! All the other Soft Soap scents were there except the Pomegranate Mango. Athol, I think you started something.

  4. RedPillWifey says

    October 29, 2013 at 11:31 am

    I’ve got some Body Essence Tea Tree body wash that works pretty well too, but I may have to check out the mango pomegranate next time I go shopping…

    Another tip: mook seemed to enjoy the impromptu exfoliating back massage I gave him in the shower with some Brazil nut sugar scrub. It’s like a back scratch and massage mixed into one, and smelled like coffee (I have no idea why something labeled Brazil nut smelled like coffee, but it was good!)

  5. ravi kumar says

    November 24, 2013 at 4:17 pm

    very very sexy

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