How to Answer “Do These Pants Make My Ass Look Fat?”

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“…A great introduction to Game” – Le Cygne Gris

How to Answer, "Do these pants make my ass look fat?" and get laid like tile.

The second book published by Athol Kay, this collection of classic essays highlights some of the best posts written on his blog in the past two years. Humorous, smart, and easy to read, this book is as much fun as it is educational.

The Complete List of Essays:

1 – Down To Business.
2 – A Little More On Alpha and Beta Male Traits.
3 – Answering “Do These Pants Make My Ass Look Fat?”
4 – Dershowitz and Feinstein and the Legally Binding Threesome.
5 – The Bridezilla Antidote: Those Bitches Are Just Hungry.
6 – The Test.
7 – Stray At Home Mom.
8 – Beating Approach Anxiety – So Easy A Caveman Can Do It.
9 – What To Do When Your Wife Won’t Have Sex With You.
10 – Dominance and Submission in Marriage: The Captain and First Officer Model.
11 – The Dark Side Of Game.
12 – Monogamy as a Sexual Strategy: My Wife Was Right All Along.
13 – Oh Nice, Now My Wife Is Gaming Me Back.
14 – Sexy Move: Biotone Advanced Therapy Massage Cream.
15 – Don’t Destroy Your Sex Rank By Stupid Educational Choices.
16 – Sex During Pregnancy and Married Man Game.
17 – Long Distance Relationship = Emotional Marathon.
18 – Comfort Building Rituals.
19 – Fitness Tests and My First Relationship Implosion.
20 – What It Means When A Wife Says “I’m Bored.”
21 – Fatherhood vs. Sexual Selection Failure.
22 – I Love You But I’m Not In Love With You = Another Guy On The Radar.
23 – Beware Of Asking For Marriage Advice From Close Friends.
24 – Live Long And Prosper.
25 – Sexy Move: Get Her To Cook You Breakfast.
26 – If Women Are Naturally Submissive, Dominance Doesn’t Need To Be Forced.
27 – Foreign Women Make The Best Wives?
28 – Sexy Move: Rescue Her.
29 – Male Mid-Life Crisis Is A Myth.
30 – Female Mid-Life Crisis Is A Myth.
31 – Only Boys Have Mojo.
32 – Resistance Is Futile.
33 – Samuel Adams: Not Always A Good Decision.
34 – The Rhododendrons Of Unusual Size.
35 – Sexy Move: Dirty Talk.
36 – Sexy Move: Hit The Big Red Easy Button.
37 – Sexy Move: Make The Bed Squeak.
38 – Don’t Move Out Just Because She Told You To.
39 – Her Orgasm, Or Not Her Orgasm… What Was The Question?
40 – She’s A Bad Bad Girl (Sometimes).
41 – The Second Date Rule.
42 – Janet Loves Fred: How Much Fatter Does Janet Get?
43 – Say You’re Sorry And Put It Right.
44 – The Charity Event That Cannot Be Spoken Of.
45 – Me So Hordey.
46 – It’s Not Your Job To Cure Their Sexual Dysfunction.
47 – Understanding And Reacting To The Female Arm Slap.
48 – Jennifer Shuts Me Up.
49 – Dad: 1945-2010 (A Letter Of Reference).
50 – Sexy Move: Disco Is Female Kryptonite.
51 – Sexy Move: Find Some Stolen Time Together.
52 – My Husband Is Scared Of Me.
53 – If You Want A Personal Fuck Toy You Have To Be Willing To Be An Asshole.
54 – The Splinter Of Mistrust And The Quest For 50.
55 – Fried Tofu Explain Yourself.
56 – Men Are Incapable Of Lying After Orgasm.
57 – Don’t Be A White Knight, Be A Horny Knight.
58 – Don’t Cater Endlessly To A SAHM…
59 – Sexy Move: Maybe She’d Love A Facial.
60 – I Broke The Second Date Rule.
61 – SAHM’s Need To Be SAHM’s “Plus Something.”.
62 – Christmas Tree Removal 101.
63 – Play Blue’s Clues or Maybe You Lose.
64 – The Propinquity Effect: A Third Wheel In Your Own Home Is You Being Stupid.
65 – Sexy Move: Ask For Her Special Dish.
66 – Sexting The Wife.
67 – Life Sucks, The Marriage Still Good.
68 – A Short Message From the Rationalization Hamster.
69 – Cynical Advice on Responsible Non-Monogamy.
70 – Be Playfully Mean To Girls Because They Like It.
71 – How A Bad MMF Leads To Polyamory Weakly.
72 – Jennifer Answers Some Questions.
73 – The Highlight Reel Isn’t Magic.
74 – Female Hypergamy is Rational
75 – If She Offers You A Free Cookie – Take The Cookie.
76 – The Red Pill, The Nookie and The Best Revenge.
77 – Temptation.
78 – Her Needs For Stimulation And Relationship Engagement.
79 – Girl Game: Have Long Hair.
80 – Girl Game: Find Out What Turns Him On.
81 – Girl Game: Initiate Sex By Touching Him On The Penis.
82 – Girl Game: Give Him A Fair Warning.
83 – The Third Wheel
84 – Jennifer and the Two Hundred Pound Raccoon.
85 – Girl Game: Post-Coital Cuddling.
86 – Living With A Big Cat.
87 – Taken In Hand vs. Captain and First Officer.
88 – Don’t Wait.
89 – How To Purposely Fall Out Of Love As Quickly As Possible.
90 – Sometimes It All Gets To Me.
91 – Why Men Are So Paranoid About Girls Night Out.
92 – Forgive And Move On Together.
93 – How To Build Self-Esteem.
94 – It’s Big, It’s White And She Can’t Wait To Get Her Hands On It
95 – Functional, Productive and Happy.
96 – Shit My Husband Says: Ocean Voyage.
97 – The Main Complaint About Monogamy Is That It Works.
98 – The Best Pussy I Ever Had.
99 – Sexting and Jennifer’s Lost Phone.
100 – Due Diligence Before You Marry.
101 – The Sci-fi Thing And Just Being Yourself