So we tried the whole Brazilian Waxing thing on Jennifer a while back. Except being a penny pincher, she bought a bunch of wax strips and I got to do the honors of yanking all her hairs out.
So warm the wax strips between my hands a little, unpeel one and lay it across her and gently press it into her hair.
Jennifer: [Eyes shut] Yes…
Based on the time delay between me pulling the first wax strip off, and her red faced cursing, it takes exactly 0.137 seconds for the sensation of pain to travel from her vayjay area to her brain.
The first strip did take a rather decent amount of hair off her, but like a parachute jump, once started you kinda have to continue with the plan…
Jennifer: Ugh…. yes…
Brip! Brip! Brip!
Athol: You okay?
Jennifer: Fuck you.
Athol: I can stop.
Jennifer: How much left?
Athol: About two-thirds of the way through.
Jennifer: Ugh…. Just finish it.
Brip. Brip. Brip. Brip. Brip. Brip. Brip. Brip. Brip.
Jennifer: Please tell me we’re done.
Athol: We’re done.
Anyway, suffice to say nothing else involving Jennifer and her magic triangle happened for the rest of the evening.
…as it turns out, apparently I much prefer how she looks with hair than without.